Showing posts with label wedding. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wedding. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Back, with another broker-joke!

The Bridegroom was most disagreeably surprised when the bride was introduced to him, and drew the broker on one side and whispered his remonstrances: "Why have you brought me here?" he asked reproachfully. "She's ugly and old, she squints and has bad teeth and bleary eyes..." - "You needn't lower your voice," interrupted the broker, "she's deaf as well."

Saturday, May 5, 2007

A Gay Condensation Joke

A young man who had hitherto led a gay life abroad paid a call, after a considerable absence, on a friend living here. The latter was surprised to see an Ehering [wedding ring] on his visitor's hand. "What?" exclaimed, "are you married?" "Yes," was the reply, "Trauing but true."